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Go and see , oh do not look maybe will regret it ...1
a man going to the toilet, had just shut the door, heard next door to ask: Are you coming?
He said: yes ah. Can be thought, which is next door Who? I know him? Strange!
this time next asked: Why do you come ah?
he was very angry and said: ah shit! To why this can? !
next door asked, What time do you go?
he thought: it is estimated that there are crazy people! His chagrin, said: lawin left! !
this time next asked: which will you come to me about it, okay?
This one was surprised: CAO! Turned out to be gay!
he cursed: You TMD hell, metamorphosis!
next door said: Well, hang it, one will give you a call in the past, I had a silly side to B! TMD then incumbent on me old! !
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a woman the night, suddenly saw a man came up to her with open arms, embrace like to do, the front is the foot. man fell to the ground crying, said: are the third block, and I bother anyone, to go home with pieces of glass so hard Why?
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Ge to the toilet once, Ge You ask a friend to dinner, half-way on the trips to the bathroom, came back, pants a large wet. Friends: how wet your pants now? Ge: Since I frequently fame. Friends: frequently? Ge: not! Often the person next to sprinkle the urine suddenly turn shouted: food name, husband wife gestures guess. Out on the big screen Husband appears to be anxious, blurted out: . . . .
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money a bus to go home, found the wallet on the train no one yuan Ling Chao, an anxious, they took out a ten-dollar big ticket into the slot. Later, more and more convinced useless to discuss it with the driver, can I at the door, the next passenger to be dropped into the slot of the money for themselves? The driver agreed. Car quickly drove to the next stop, a lot of people scrambling to get on the train. I stand at the door, the first passenger said: Chou Chou the other driver, the driver nodded acquiescence. Thus, a dollar hand. Cooked according to the law, and soon received a dollar eight. Then came a Han, sturdy frame, shaved plate-inch, bare tattoos. See me stopping him, angrily: , cried up: I saw him handing me the wallet from his pocket, Distressed, said: I am not a man I fire, I said, you said I was not, I see the girls out to give you all laugh, and have one of the most cattle, that you ah ~~~~~~~~~~ I'll dig the identity card read out to the
7 live under a no one, are laughable today is my birthday, my girlfriend called and said early in the evening to go home for my birthday congratulations, but also gives me a surprise ! heard the good news! I work today to buy up the extra power, ran about a dozen customers! back to the company. all three in the afternoon, and a look into the cafeteria, only a pitiful soup, and meat fried three beans (Rouchao soybeans ugg ultra tall, green beans, peas) and radish soup. no way to run a morning customer, the stomach has long been the cuckoo's call, and had to be a market Rouchao three beans and a large pan of carrot soup, eat up! did not expect the temporary work, and my stomach like a Jeep off-road engine! - began a violent piston! flash, a Unit of oncoming rush of gas from my body rushed out! I quickly rushed to the place where no one, stomach started singing softly, or embarrassed, but soon became a barrage of puff do ring! good belly up it! and then, but his girlfriend called and said She has been home, and told me to hurry home. Alas! no option but to go home, I hope she will not see me like this piece of embarrassed it! ... ... on the way home I deliberately put a lot of effort to fart. coming home, a lot of stomach feel better, I think we should not be out any problem. far to see at the door waiting for my girlfriend, she looks a bit excited, she said, shouted, Tonight, I prepared for you a very wonderful, will definitely give you surprise gift. Suddenly, I felt want to fart. it was just at this time, his girlfriend's cell phone rang and this incorrigible my life up! I find reason to say too chaotic to allow her to another room to pick up the phone! she I can not reveal the non-blindfolded with a cloth, but I swear! before the phone went to another room and she left, I would seize the opportunity, the body weight to move a leg to fart put out and this Pifang was not only loud, and smells like a rancid odor emitting eggs and I almost could not breathe, so I touched the cushion, straining to the surrounding violently in an attempt to fan out this unpleasant odor. As I just feel better, another fart again. I began to lift the legs up! it sounds like a diesel engine rotation speed voice, and this time even more unpleasant odor the order as not to suffocate, waving my arm up cushion fan, I hope the smell dissipates as soon as possible. is going to return to normal in all the time, another fart and can not wait to come rushing, so I stood up , bent, butt back to the top stick up! put it out. This Pifang was really called first-class, behind even the newspapers have been blown to the ground .......... I listened to talk to another room girlfriend voice, because the promise to comply does not peek, I can not open the eye, can only be placed in the dark constantly fart, in order to quickly put all the exhaust gas in the stomach, and do not make the house more smelly! I untied the waistband of his trousers, underwear and trousers to fade into the lower abdomen below the dew out of the ass and groping behind the balcony door open, almost the whole ass out into the balcony, crazy sensational start to fart ..., ah! feel better and more! after dancing I mess with cushions Full House fan, pray that stocks can be quickly dispersed ... ... the stench, and thus, in the next Within ten minutes, I stood side constantly fart, while constantly violently with cushions, and finally, when I heard her say goodbye on the phone when the room air and my stomach is much better! I quickly tied pants, finishing her hair and began gracefully, with a smile waiting for me to bring my dear surprise her when she approached the time, with a satisfied smile on my face, a pair of gentle look like. girlfriend for her first play for so long I apologized to the phone, then asked if I had not secretly opened a cloth in my peep to her that no, after removing the cover on my girlfriend's eyes cloth, and I said, My girlfriend let me take them today, not to see you, they say you are in the photo very gracious, long handsome man! Well supra purple society! You see, at the table in these five units of the good are my sister, and I stood on a balcony that six school best friend! birthday party. Now, every face them with a kind expression of unspeakable looked at me, like finding a Martian ... ... ... ... ... ...
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a slander of the mouth dog and jumped onto the table in search of food, found a chicken, he tried to eat, the owner suddenly exclaimed: If you dare to the chicken how, I told you how! so the next dog licking butt chicken
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our unit's female colleagues yesterday on the bus go to the bank, the car has a very brilliant young to wear woman. passed a satyr, standing behind her, back and forth and her physical contact. woman was furious, shouted back: you squeeze a J8 ah!! this time the car was quiet, boring after a few seconds, the color man replied: 1 J8 car laughs at our colleagues, would have been a few The girl thought the boy go and busy, but also music to die, and later a station to get off that pervert a shopping
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suddenly felt stomach pain, then into the corner of 199 you can eat hot pot pilot supra, say by a toilet with, but why I could not find searched the first floor, so I went to the second floor, second floor is also decorated the empty nothing, but found to have a * failure to be close to the toilet door repair, do not use *, I really could not help myself, though he thirty-seven twenty-first, anyway, no one around, Tuolekuzai squatted on towards the toilet, wolf in sheep ... ... thrilled!! over, I went downstairs only to find empty, strange, a time when dinner downstairs still almost a full house just say, how empty it at once?? even the waiters and reception are not seen ... ... So I approached the counter, and asked: stool falls from the ceiling when you do not hit the fan? count your lucky
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fugitive from prison detainees escaped fifteen years, he broke into houses in search of food and money to a , they found a young couple in bed. So, he ordered her husband out of bed, and tied him to a chair and then his wife, in turn tied to the bed and kissed her long neck, and then went into the toilet When the fugitives in the toilet when the husband said to his wife: He must be in prison too long, many years have not seen a woman, from the way he kissed your neck to see. If he wants you to go to bed, do not resist, do not complain, do as he says, no matter how devastated you must meet his demands. He must be very dangerous, if he was angry, then we may be killed. You must hold on, baby, I love you. He told me he was gay, and he think you're cute, and asked my family there vaseline. I told him in the toilet. You must hold on, baby, I love you ...
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a remote mountainous area, a woman naturally water-flowering, soon after the marriage, the men go out to do business, a woman in the house with her lover having an affair. Matter to the half, came to listen to footsteps outside the house, the woman hurried to her lover wearing sheepskin coat to hide the sheep pen in the backyard. The man pulled a woman want to come back row intercourse, the woman refused, the men went to the backyard hunger and thirst caught a sheep, the sheep is the chance that a woman posing as her lover, and doubled after clouds and rain, the men met back into the house, middle of the night and grab sheep vent doubled. Morning, the men get up, I recall last night, that the sheep do not have doubled the taste, right again to the backyard, is ready to act to seize the sheep, the sheep suddenly stood up and spoke: a sheep do? buddy seat bus to school, because the road long, bored, when sitting next to a 35-year-old man with his word, the man mouth on to the sentence: , and it is not extremely surprised, quite calm replied: Children to school very bitter ......the sentence: